Ship's Log Entry #1: Maiden Voyage of Titanic II

Okay, here we go! My name is Colton, and I am a brand new blogger. If you are reading this, then we are both wondering why, why??? I have never blogged before, but I plan to soon start a video blog so I guess that would make this my trial run.

What is a blog? I have long asked myself that question, and it is the reason I have taken so long to start, I believe. Whatever your definition, I have come to interpret a blog as a place for one to give one's take on life and aspects of life without any personal criticism (even if you are the one criticizing...). If I am wrong, please feel free to not contact me at youropinion@notmine.com. 

I suppose by now I should have laid out more about who I am, what I like, what I plan to accomplish with this blog I have so gloriously titled 'Rookie Blogger Saves the World', but I have decided to say the heck with that, and simply keep writing. Oh my gosh, you're still reading? You must be either really bored, a friend/family member, a hipster with too much time on your hands, or all of the above. 

One could almost say that my starting of a blog is a step towards achieving self-recognition, finding myself and who I want to be, and defining myself as a person (you know, all the crap you're supposed to achieve in your last two years of High School), but that would make you a sappy run-of-the-mill psychologist, wouldn't it? 

That was harsh I suppose, my most insincere apologies, random blog reader(s).

Anyhoo, I guess this has thus far determined our relationship. You are now wondering, who is this person (unless, like everyone else, you were directed here by Facebook...), what are their opinions, and what will they opine about (Look that one up, you illiterates.), and will this Colton actually save the world?

And I am wondering:

Why. Are. You. Still. Reading. This???

Seriously! Don't you have to cook dinner, finish a book, or ANYTHING ELSE PRODUCTIVE?

Now, mind you, I appreciate your half-enthused reading of this AND your quickly wearing patience with me, so I will soon end this post.

I do plan to blog some more, on what I don't know, but I will blog.

I will opine.

And I will save the world.

Have a good week, swerve for pedestrians, and don't for the love of all that is literate use any form of 'your' incorrectly in you're speech.

-Insincerely, CWH